Methodical Madness
There's a Method to the Madness
Madison Brice Bonander
320-279-0342
Methodicalmadness36@gmail.com
@Methodical.madness36
My Mission
"At Methodical Madness, our mission is to provide a welcoming environment using the elements to their advantage to ensure that every family member (human, furry, scaled, and aquatic) is healthy, happy through our pet treats, services, art, performing, and designing."
Methodical Animals
Scroll below or select from the side to discover a world of animal possibilities as I offer an array of services from pet care to pet adoption. I have experience in the veterinary field with a certification in Veterinary Assistance, Pet Nutrition and Diet, Pet Sitting and Dog Walking, Cat Training and Management, and Pet Massage through Animal Behavior College. I currently volunteer for Passionate Pines Wildlife Center and Last Resort Reptiles caring for a variety of critters. I also run my own pet services business caring for family pets and making specially catered dog and cat treats under Methodical Animals.
Reach out today to see how I can fit your family's needs!
Grooming
-Mobile or Drop Off at my Home
PET SERVICES
Dog Training
Ask about our multiple pet specials!
Recipes
Whole Wheat Flour, Oats, Quinoa Pinto Beans, Banana, Carrot, Pumpkin, Sweet Potato,
Peanut Butter, Coconut Oil,
Chia Seed, Flax Seed,
Cinnamon, Ginger, Tumeric
Whole Wheat Flour, Oats, Quinoa,
Pinto Beans, Banana, Blueberries, Blackberries, Cucumber,
Peanut Butter, Coconut Oil,
Chia Seed, Flax Seed,
Cinnamon, Ginger
Tater Tot Hotdish
Whole Wheat Flour, Oats, Quinoa,
Pinto Beans, Potato,
Carrot, Green Bean, Peas,
Peanut Butter, Coconut Oil,
Chia Seed, Flax Seed,
Cinnamon, Ginger, Tumeric
High Protein
High Fiber
Vegan
Zero Presevatives
All Natural
*Allergens: Peanuts
*Cat Treats*
Same ingredients with catnip added I highly recommend the training bites for cats!
Berry Bananza
Registration No. 20258957
These products are homemade
and not subject to state inspection
Methodical
Madness
Dog and Cat Treats
Sweet Potato Pie
Feeding Instructions:
2-4% of dog's body weight
a day.
10 lbs ~ 3 oz
20-30 lbs~ 10 oz
30-40 lbs ~ 14 oz
+50 lbs ~ 20 oz
(Add 3 oz treats for every 10 lbs after 50 lbs)
With a certificate in Pet Nutrition and Diet, Methodical Madness now brings you a specially formulated, health focused treat. Made from ingredients you can read and see, you'll want your pets begging for more!
Let us know if there is anything you would like to see on this page :)
*Dog is a paid actor
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PET SUPPLIES
They say 15 minutes
of sniffing is equal to
15 minutes of playing. Order your custom Fuzzy Puzzle today and give your dog the toy they've been sniffing for!
ADOPT A CHINCHILLA
Mama Cloud has had her first litter! Please welcome Rain and Bow to the clan. These rowdy boys are quite the pair as they play, chase, and cuddle up to one another. You'll love watching these two grow up together. These brothers are requested to stay together as a pair as I do not have the heart to separate them. Handled since day one, they are extremely social and curious, always wondering what you are up to. They also come litter box trained for easy clean up as an added bonus to how cute and wonderful these creatures are.
Call/text me at 320-279-0342
Chinchilla Care
White Mosaic/Standard Grey Male
Singleton.....$200 (unavailable)
Pair......$350
Accessories
Let me help take some work off you so you're fully equipped to enjoy your new fluff ball!
*All chinchillas come stocked with food, treats, applewood sticks, hay, and care guide
Care Guide
Herbal Blend
Bee Pollen
Applewood Sticks
Resources
Glass Water Bottle
Facebook groups I recommend joining: Chinchillas Wellness and Resources and Chinchillas Owners & Lovers
Hay feeder/Litter box combo
Page is updated regularly. If you would like to be added to our waiting list, send and email, text or feel free to give me a call Babies coming soon!!
Food Dispender
Toy Bundle
Wooden Cage Ledges
Fleece Liners for Cage
Cage
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EXOTIC PET RESCUE
Please welcome our newest member of our rescue.
Loki is 4 year old Male Ball Python, looking for his forever home.
He is healthy and a great eater of frozen small rats. He comes with a 60 gallon tank, plants, substrate, hides, and lots of love to give. He is very easy going and able to be handled without issue.
Please reach out to me or to Last Resort Reptile on Facebook
if you're able to open your home up to him.
Loki
$15
METHODICAL CREATIONS
$15
$15
Mushroom Grocery Bag Holder $25
$25
$25
Specializing in fantasy make up, Methodical Madness brings their art to life with a flick of a brush. Let me know what I can help bring to life for you!
METHODICAL MAKE UP
Have a lot of stuff without a whole lot of room? Or have a room with too much space you don't know what to do with? Make an appointment today for me to come do all the dirty work and have your space organized and designed for your vibe
320-279-0342
ORGANIZATION
Who knows what I might be doing next?! Let me know if there is anything you may need help with and I will do my best to get the job done!
OTHER SERVICES